75755Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
shine bright like a ‘gina
cant be unread
(Source: notkorra)
Confession
I’m completely disgusted with my brother’s wife. She’s a bitch and he never should have married her. Sometimes I think I should have said something before it happened but, I can’t change that now.
I think we all need a reminder today that the human race isn’t all bad.
(via fyeah-i-like-dat)
Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more.
OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO PEE MYSELF
Still one of the best Whose Line skits ever.
hahaha oh shit this is so awesome
I CANT
(Source: colin-mochrie, via fyeah-i-like-dat)
9 GIFs of Cats Being Attacked by Ghosts
Let’s watch cats react to invisible visitors. Over and over again.
I’m dying.
Taking some time to step back, relax, and just take a few minutes for myself. <3
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
hahhaahhaahhaahahhahaharaadchjbjnijpolp
